fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via fake-mermaid)

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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the-shades-of-grey:

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

I am a fast food worker and I agree with this message.

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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